Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Today's topic will be in English kids. I had my second lecture today, but it wasn't particularly inspiring. Grammar isn't very inspiring. But it is something I need to practice as you all will notice.
Today I feel like blogging about one of life's great mysterys. The Hulk's clothes.
When Dr. David Banner is just David Banner he struts around in suits (since he's a metrosexual doctor), and when he wants to be more casual; he struts in jeans and a nice, clean shirt. How come, when David Banner gets angry and becomes the Hulk, he always wears jeans? I mean he must get angry at work, he's a scientist!
But the biggets mystery of the Hulk is the tearing of the clothing, especially his pants. The Hulk always runs around destroying stuff and helping people without a shirt. Which is quite logical since David Banner is normal size and the Hulk is grande. But somehow his jeans fit. Well, not everywhere. Below his knees the jeans are tore like someone got berserk with a pair of sicssors. His calves must become humungus. But above the knee the jeans fit, although they are slightly tighter. Can anyone see the logic in this?! If anything the Hulk should be naked!! If he doesn't want to be naked David Banner should wear some very large underpants.
And yes, I would definetly pay to see a giant green man naked. (A tip for Cirque du Solei)
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eh.. becka, WHAT?
I gather the jeans are very stretchy, and perhaps the calves grow proportionally bigger than the thighs, thus the tearing? Mr. Banner must spend a lot of money on clothes though. He probably wears his super-stretchy denim under his snazzy suits to be prepared for the transformation.
Or MAYBE the "pants" are in fact a part of Hulk's body, and that is indeed what he looks like nude? In that case, where does he gets all his aggression, since there seems to be a lack of testicles?
